She's a lumberjack, and she's ok

A couple days or so ago on NPR they had snippets of a few songs about the current presidential and vice presidential nominees. Someone had made a song about "Sarah Palin, Queen of the Alaskan Frontier" to the tune of "Davy Crockett."Ever since then, I've desperately wanted to hear a Sarah Palin parody version of "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Ok." I did a google search to see if anyone had come up with one, but all I found was this article on the Huffington Post that makes the obvious connection between the Sarah Palin and Michael Palin sharing a last name: Palin and "The Lumberjack Song."So I'm issuing a challenge to anyone on my friends list who is good with clever rhymes to come up with one.*She's a lumberjack, and she's ok...I hunt for moose, I gun down wolves, and polar bears I'd kill,So we can have our oil, for which I'd love to drill!I've got five kids, I go to church, and I'm a hockey momI live next door to Russia, they're scared I'll drop the bomb... Errr, I'm no good at this.*larryhodges, this has your name written all over it!